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What's the matter with you, huh?!

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What are you doing?

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2nd squad, be advised.

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Female trapped in porta-potty
in the east river park.

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This perfectly summarizes
my last relationship.

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Tell me again,
whose day is this?

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Mine.

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And who's gonna solve
a major case today?

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Eddie Alvarez.

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That's right!

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Now give me some sugar.

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Mmm.

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See you tomorrow.

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Detective Shraeger.

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This is my wife, Nicole.
She's with the D.A.'s office.

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Casey Shraeger. Pleasure.

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All right. See you later.

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Love you.

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Hate you.

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You know,
that is not what you said in 8th grade

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when you were going through
your little lesbian phase.

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I'll bet Eddie doesn't
know about that, either.

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Hag.
Trollop.

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Well, I just worked a double.

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Alvarez, hey!

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What's up, jefe?

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Hit and run on Canal and Orchard.

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Victim's name is Bruce Moreno.

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They got him at Saint Vincent's.
Go take a statement.

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Got it.
Leave the QandA to the E

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My head hurts.

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It's your song selection.

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Oh, everybody's a critic.

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Look, man.
Please don't lock me up.

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I can help you.
I know about a thing.

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A thing? What?
Like a gun?

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Better. I know this guy.

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He told me about a store.
Crazy hush-hush.

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You go down an alleyway...
you give a password...

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you go there if you want to...
kill somebody.

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You want to what?
Kill somebody.

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Dispose of the body.

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I would like to know the
address of such a store.

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So much for crack security.

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Oh, your neighbor buzzed me in.
I told him I manage your money.

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He talks to himself an awful lot.

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Yeah, well, on the plus side,

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he's out of hearing,
so he yells.

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Look, I need a favor.

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My client's son, Mark Stanwood,
got arrested last night.

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He peed on a cop's shoe.

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Now the officer is charging him

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with disorderly conduct
and resisting arrest.

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You know, in the realm of
things you don't want to do,

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urinating on a
law-enforcement officer's shoe

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is, like, up there.

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Yeah, but he was drunk.

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It was an accident.
It wasn't a crime.

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Rich kid.
He's a good guy.

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You'll like him. What's not to like?
He pees on people.

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Listen, I have to go to sleep.

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Look, he's really scared, Casey.

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Jail is suppose to be scary.
And I'm exhausted.

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He's an idiot.
There's no question.

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But you...
you write him a ticket.

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You don't stick him
in a cell with a bunch

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of... violent criminals.

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Please.

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Fine.
I'll talk to him, okay?

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I will. I'll go see him.

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But if I get one whiff of entitlement,

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he's on his own.

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Thank you.

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So, tell me what happened.

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I screwed up.

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End of story. No excuses.

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I was... I was drunk,

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and there was a line for the bathroom.

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And then I'm in the alley peeing,

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and somebody taps me on the shoulder.

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After the month I've had,
of course it was a cop.

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He said you shoved him.

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I didn't. I swear.

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Look, please.

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I lost my shoes and my jacket.

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And if there's anything
that you can do to fix this,

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I would really appreciate it.

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All right,
take a breath. All right?

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I'll have you out of here in no time.

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Not a chance in hell.

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Look, you got to help me.
I just worked a double.

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What do you want, a medal?
My back's killing me.

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And my squad sergeant
won't give me Friday off

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to go see a doctor.

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Listen, the guy peed on your shoe.

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It's, like...
it's kind of funny, right?

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He got in my face.
That's resisting.

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Plus, those are the only shoes I got

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That don't hurt my back.

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These rich guys,

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they think they can
get away with anything.

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Well, not on my watch.

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I was crossing avenue
"b" just after 2:00.

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Silver car comes out of nowhere...

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breaks my leg in four places
and ruptures my colon.

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Okay, so, hit and run,
silver car,

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2:00 a.m., avenue "b,"
your colon.

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What am I gonna do?

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I got a custody hearing tomorrow.

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My wife's trying to take away my kids.

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And I can't even walk.

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Mr. Moreno,
you have my word.

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Eddie Alvarez is gonna catch
the guy that did this to you.

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Who the hell's Eddie Alvarez?

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M... me.

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Great.

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My life is ruined,
and they send me a cop

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who talks about himself
in the third person.

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Sir, I assure you...

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I am the best man for this job.

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You know what I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna write my number down...

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on, uh...

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Okay.

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Don't hesitate to call if
you remember anything else.

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Okay?

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Hang in there,
Mr. Moreno.

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Mm!

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Answer that, and I'll hurt you.

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You're not hurting me anyway.

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Walsh.

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Hey.
Walsh, it's Shraeger.

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Open up, I'm outside.

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Uh... sure.

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I got to get this.

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I thought you were going to bed.

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Me, too.

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I need your help.

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I'm trying to get a pass for a guy

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on a bogus resisting charge.

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Arresting officer won't play ball.

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Well, what did he want?

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What do you mean?

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Well, the NYPD operates
on an economy of favors.

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You want anything done,

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you got to give something in return.

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Is he complaining about anything?
His back.

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Said his boss won't give him
Friday off to go to the doctor.

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There you go.

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He wasn't complaining,
he was telling you...

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get me Friday off,
your guy walks.

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Well, why didn't he say that?

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Hey, you're out of shampoo.

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Oh.

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Sorry.
No problem.

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I'll just, uh...
Yeah.

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Oh.

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That is gross.

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I mean,
he's got to be lying, right?

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Nobody is stupid enough to open a store

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to help you kill people.

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I don't know.

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You remember that guy Vinnie Slutz,

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90 pounds soaking wet?

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Tried to steal a 300-pound xerox machine

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from a third-story walk-up?

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M.E. had to clean him up with a spatula?

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Yeah. Yep. Nuff said.

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You know,
I used to go to raves here.

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You ready?

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Nacho cheese.

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There you go.

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It's a murder store.

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Sledgehammers, handguns, shovels, lye.

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It's definitely a murder store.

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My concern is,
how do we prove it?

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We can convict the owner for possession

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of illegal weapons
and banned substances.

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But to prove conspiracy
to commit murder,

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you need knowledge and intent.

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Well, he kept receipts.

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We can connect weapons bought in
the store with recent murders.

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I want to know how civilians
find out about this place.

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Word of mouth.

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We need to keep it quiet.

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Put everything in boxes,
pull the receipts,

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and shut it down.

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Or, um...

189
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Or what?

190
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Or we keep everything
just the way that it is,

191
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and we set up a sting.

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No.
No.

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You know, which is fine,
except for the fact

194
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that everyone who walks in there
is trying to kill somebody.

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And we, in our capacity as
law-enforcement officials,

196
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could identify and dissuade them,

197
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thus saving the lives of many taxpayers.

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You want the NYPD to sell
people murder weapons,

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and instruct them how
to dispose of the body

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after they use them?

201
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Yes, only we arrest them
before they actually do.

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Command would need to sign off.

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If one weapon gets out of here,
we're talking giant lawsuit.

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Don't worry,
we're not gonna let that happen. We?

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We, yeah.

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00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:02,784
Oh, really?

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00:10:02,784 --> 00:10:04,605
Mm-hmm.
In what universe do you think

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I intend to spend one more minute

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00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:07,641
in a murder store, partner?

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In the universe where I'm God.

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Hi, uh,
excuse me Commander Shaw?

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00:10:26,358 --> 00:10:27,269
Yeah?

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00:10:27,269 --> 00:10:30,304
Um, I'm Detective Casey
Shraeger from the 2nd squad.

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I'm sorry to bother you,
but I need your help.

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I'm... working this case,
and it's, uh...

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anyway, it's complicated,
but the bottom line is, um...

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I... I need you to give
Officer Sedlacek off on Friday.

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Yeah?
You sleeping with him?

219
00:10:44,772 --> 00:10:45,885
Ew, gross. No.

220
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I need him to do something for me,

221
00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,932
and Walsh said that you might be
able to help me out, so... Walsh?

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00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:51,753
Uh, yeah, my partner?
Jason Walsh?

223
00:10:51,753 --> 00:10:52,967
Yes?

224
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You tell that backstabbing thief,

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the only way I help you...

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he crawls in here on his belly,

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and he hands over that
trophy he stole from me.

228
00:11:03,186 --> 00:11:04,299
It's typical, this...

229
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2nd squad,
possible 10-10 at Mike's Meat warehouse.

230
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,459
But more importantly,

231
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what is it about me
that scares men away?

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Uh, Wednesday,
10-2-0 hours.

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Detective Eddie Alvarez at
the scene of the hit and run

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of Mr. Bruce Moreno.

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The victim was jaywalking
in the middle of the block

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when he was struck by
an oncoming vehicle

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traveling at a high rate of speed.

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Excuse me. Sir.

239
00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:39,609
Hi. Detective Eddie Alvarez.
NYPD.

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00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:13,402
Hey, partner,
this is my fiance, Amy.

241
00:12:13,402 --> 00:12:15,931
Hi.
Nice to finally meet you.

242
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:18,056
Henry talks about you all the time.

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We're headed over to see the minister

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to talk about the wedding.

245
00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,037
Excuse me a minute.

246
00:12:26,656 --> 00:12:28,882
Uh, so...

247
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Can I ask you something?
Between us girls.

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Okay.

249
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Well, you know Henry and
I are saving ourselves

250
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for our wedding night.

251
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Oh?

252
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,618
Well, I really want it to be special,

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and I know from Henry
you're an experienced woman.

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And, well,
and I was wondering if...

255
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if you think he would like it

256
00:12:46,992 --> 00:12:48,206
if I...

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You're gonna be married
for a thousand years.

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Guaranteed.

259
00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:05,305
Okay, where's my desk?

260
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,263
Hey, that's my desk.

261
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,994
Walsh, did you put my desk
in the holding cell? What?

262
00:13:12,994 --> 00:13:14,815
This is my desk.
No, it's not.

263
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,738
It's mine.
Looks like his desk to me.

264
00:13:16,738 --> 00:13:18,862
Walsh, why would a prisoner need a desk?

265
00:13:18,862 --> 00:13:20,582
Where else is he gonna work?

266
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,314
Hey, can I talk to you?

267
00:13:23,314 --> 00:13:24,427
Sure.

268
00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:29,688
Um, ask me how my day's going.

269
00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:31,408
So, how is your... what?

270
00:13:32,622 --> 00:13:33,533
Back away from the desk.

271
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:34,646
I'd rather not.

272
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:37,479
Does the name Ben Shaw
mean anything to you?

273
00:13:37,479 --> 00:13:39,705
Squad sergeant at the 1-5?
No.

274
00:13:39,705 --> 00:13:41,931
Well, your old pal, Ben,

275
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,853
says that the only
way he's gonna help me

276
00:13:43,853 --> 00:13:46,989
is if you give back some kind of trophy.

277
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,709
Yeah, that's never gonna happen.

278
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,733
I won that thing fair and square.

279
00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:53,060
No way in hell I'm giving that up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, come here.

280
00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,375
Not gonna happen.
Walsh!

281
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,208
Come here, seriously!
I want to go back to sleep!

282
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,749
Why are you, uh,
working this so hard?

283
00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:01,963
What's your connection to this guy?

284
00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:02,975
He pissed on a cop.

285
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:05,707
He's my ob/gyn, okay?
Now tell me about the trophy.

286
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,878
Did you know it's impossible
to drink a gallon of milk

287
00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:12,789
in an hour?

288
00:14:12,789 --> 00:14:14,104
What?
You can't do it.

289
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,128
It's food.
Your stomach can't process it.

290
00:14:16,128 --> 00:14:17,544
What does that have to do with anything?

291
00:14:17,544 --> 00:14:18,758
Well, when I was a rookie,

292
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,580
there was this patrolman,
Ben Shaw,

293
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,603
who just... you know,
he had it out for me.

294
00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:25,841
He kept busting my balls,
stealing my collars.

295
00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:28,674
So I bet him that I could
drink a gallon of milk

296
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:30,495
faster than he could.

297
00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:33,227
Now, he can eat three
cheeseburgers for lunch, okay?

298
00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:34,441
He's a big eater.

299
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,958
Now, I have this trophy made.

300
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,577
Oh, I don't think I want to
hear the end of this story.

301
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,095
The entire squad is there.

302
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,714
Shaw sits down,

303
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,838
drinks the entire gallon of milk,
two minutes flat...

304
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,558
boom... contest over, right?

305
00:14:44,558 --> 00:14:46,986
Except now Shaw's not looking so good.

306
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,099
10 seconds later,

307
00:14:48,099 --> 00:14:51,843
a waterfall of milk comes
rocketing out of his mouth,

308
00:14:51,843 --> 00:14:53,057
his nose.

309
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,384
It was... it was awesome.

310
00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:57,913
But he finished first,
so... Okay, no.

311
00:14:57,913 --> 00:15:00,443
You're a girl,
so I'll... I'll explain.

312
00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:04,895
Keeping it down is rule number
one in any eating contest.

313
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,120
So I sat there for three more hours,

314
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,638
I finished my milk.

315
00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:10,156
I win the trophy,

316
00:15:10,156 --> 00:15:13,494
while Shaw mops up a
gallon of his own puke.

317
00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:14,911
Wow. Good times.

318
00:15:14,911 --> 00:15:16,327
Now give me the stupid thing.

319
00:15:16,327 --> 00:15:17,440
Sure.

320
00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:19,565
What are you gonna do for it?

321
00:15:22,398 --> 00:15:24,118
I'll give you 50 bucks.

322
00:15:24,118 --> 00:15:25,231
Cash? No.

323
00:15:25,231 --> 00:15:27,659
This is about favors, remember?

324
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:31,200
I cannot believe that you wouldn't...

325
00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:32,515
help me.

326
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,831
You're my partner.

327
00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:35,450
You trying to cry?

328
00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:38,991
I'll do your fives for a month.

329
00:15:38,991 --> 00:15:41,115
Ah, there you go.
Deal.

330
00:15:46,882 --> 00:15:49,209
I mean,
this is really mind-blowing, man.

331
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,435
People actually use
their credit cards here.

332
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,786
You know you can't wear the vest

333
00:15:55,786 --> 00:15:57,506
while we're undercover, right?

334
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,720
What?

335
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,452
Great.

336
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,779
That's just...

337
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,207
You want me dead, don't you?

338
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:08,028
Why don't you just grab
that hatchet over there

339
00:16:08,028 --> 00:16:08,939
and get it over with?

340
00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:09,849
Will you relax?

341
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:11,165
We're probably not even
gonna get any customers.

342
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:12,783
What we will get, however,

343
00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:15,313
Is hours upon hours of downtime.

344
00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:16,324
Huh?

345
00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:17,943
Yeah, that's right, huh?

346
00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:20,473
No chases...

347
00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:22,800
no shoot-outs.

348
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,913
No.
Nothing.

349
00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:26,037
Yeah, and just a little light reading.

350
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,251
Janet McKidd.

351
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,567
Bought three pounds of lye

352
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,894
and a copy of "don't kill us,
we'll kill you."

353
00:16:32,411 --> 00:16:36,560
Ahmad Khan...
paid $129.99 plus tax

354
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,875
for a.22 caliber pistol

355
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,393
and 10 yards of plastic sheeting.

356
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:40,809
Well, you got to have the sheeting.

357
00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:46,576
Aardvark.

358
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:49,611
I got to tell you, man,
I'm a little excited.

359
00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:52,444
A quality sting is extremely satisfying.

360
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,581
I'm telling you, it's gonna be like
shooting fish in a barrel, my brother.

361
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,098
Easier arrest we'll ever make.

362
00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:58,312
Uh-huh.
How's it look, good?

363
00:16:58,312 --> 00:16:59,628
It's good.
Yeah, just, you know.

364
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,442
Remember, I'm Steve.
Yeah. Got it. Here we go.

365
00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:12,578
Hello.
How can we help you?

366
00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:16,524
My husband's been beating
the crap out of me

367
00:17:16,524 --> 00:17:18,143
for the past five years.

368
00:17:19,155 --> 00:17:20,875
I want you to help me kill him.

369
00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:30,027
The first time he hit me,
I left.

370
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:31,444
He begged me to come home,

371
00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:33,266
told me it would never happen again.

372
00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:34,885
And I believed him.

373
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:36,808
I always believed him.

374
00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,035
Even when he said I deserved it.

375
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,274
Mariah Carey.

376
00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:48,347
Why didn't you,
uh... why didn't you call the cops?

377
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,675
I did.

378
00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:53,206
But Wendall's on the job.
He's a parole officer.

379
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,230
He told the cops that
he'd get counseling,

380
00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:56,749
so I didn't press charges.

381
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,672
To thank me, he broke my arm.

382
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:02,012
Hey, welcome to the murder store.

383
00:18:02,012 --> 00:18:03,733
Uh, did you, uh...

384
00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:06,668
did you get one of those, uh...

385
00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:08,693
you know, uh,
restraining orders?

386
00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:09,907
Yeah, last October.

387
00:18:09,907 --> 00:18:11,628
To celebrate, he broke my ribs.

388
00:18:11,628 --> 00:18:13,956
Told me if I ever left him,
he'd kill me.

389
00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:14,867
Steve.

390
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,183
Not now, Bob. No, no, no.

391
00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:19,523
This customer really needs our help.

392
00:18:19,523 --> 00:18:20,839
Says he, uh...

393
00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:23,370
he'd like to make...
them all pay,

394
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,103
and, uh,
he's looking for some suggestions.

395
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,520
Do you have any timers?

396
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,342
Yeah, uh, aisle two.

397
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,164
How about a blowtorch?

398
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,301
Can you pardon me for just one moment?

399
00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:35,921
Sure. I'll shop.
Okay.

400
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:38,553
Hey, listen, if you could be
a little bit more specific

401
00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:40,273
as to who they all are,

402
00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:42,500
maybe we could, uh,
make some suggestions.

403
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,132
Does this get brains
out of radial tires?

404
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:46,853
Are there brains in your
radial tires right now?

405
00:18:46,853 --> 00:18:48,776
I think what my associate
is trying to say

406
00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:51,104
is that we're having a sal
on all spree-killing supplies

407
00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:53,533
as long as you sign up
for our mailing list.

408
00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:55,153
Right.

409
00:18:56,772 --> 00:19:00,619
Right, so if you, uh,
want to sign up, I got a...

410
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:05,174
You got a Facebook or an address that we can
take down. No, I need to sign up for that.

411
00:19:05,174 --> 00:19:06,085
Bob?

412
00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:07,401
Y... yeah.

413
00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:08,716
We got a problem.

414
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,741
Uh, I'll be...
What?

415
00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:13,575
All our poison just, uh,
walked out the door.

416
00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:19,952
A strong marriage is based on honesty.

417
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:22,179
So, if there's anything you feel

418
00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:24,507
you need to confess to each other,

419
00:19:24,507 --> 00:19:26,228
now is the time.

420
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,843
I'm sorry.
I need a minute.

421
00:19:38,576 --> 00:19:39,690
What are you doing here, Frank?

422
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,411
Is that the missus-to-be?

423
00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:43,840
Damn, Navan.
She is a piece.

424
00:19:44,144 --> 00:19:45,459
Why's she talking to that chinese guy?

425
00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:46,573
You listen to me.

426
00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:49,407
You don't look at her,
and you don't talk to her.

427
00:19:49,407 --> 00:19:51,229
And stop calling me Navan!

428
00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:53,051
It's Henry now!
I get it. I get it.

429
00:19:53,051 --> 00:19:54,873
You're worried she sees me,
and it's all over.

430
00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:58,416
Well, I will restrain myself
on account of our friendship.

431
00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,035
What do you want?

432
00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:01,250
I wanted you to be the first to know...

433
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,274
this boy is officially done laying low.

434
00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:04,691
I'm back, baby.
No.

435
00:20:04,691 --> 00:20:06,210
Oh, yes.
And it's gonna be epic.

436
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,335
We are gonna own this town, brother.

437
00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:11,777
I'm... I'm not helping
you break the law, Frank.

438
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:12,890
I'm a police officer.

439
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:14,510
I know!
That's what's so great!

440
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,433
It's like...
it's like if I had a nemesis,

441
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,445
you could arrest him.

442
00:20:17,445 --> 00:20:19,166
Or... or... get this...

443
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:22,000
You could steal evidence from
the evidence locker, right?

444
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,138
And then...
we could sell it.

445
00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:26,454
Absotely not.

446
00:20:26,454 --> 00:20:28,073
Come on, Navan!

447
00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:31,110
Don't you remember Odessa?
What about the times we had? Come on.

448
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,527
H... Henry?

449
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,665
Uh, just a minute.
He's just gonna be a minute.

450
00:20:37,385 --> 00:20:38,904
Listen to me.

451
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,940
If you really are my friend,
just let me be.

452
00:20:42,548 --> 00:20:44,268
I'm trying to be a good man,

453
00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:46,799
to walk down a different path now.

454
00:20:51,556 --> 00:20:53,783
You rascal...
I see the devil glint in your eye.

455
00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:56,010
Now, you mull it over,
'cause I got some big plans.

456
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,439
I got big plans.
Henry?

457
00:20:59,350 --> 00:20:59,958
Yeah?

458
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:00,869
Are you okay?

459
00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:03,197
Yeah, oh, hey,
Henry's just fine.

460
00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:06,942
And might I add,
you look lovely today, ma'am.

461
00:21:07,144 --> 00:21:08,561
You got a special man here.

462
00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:10,383
You take good care of him

463
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,306
I'm gonna see you later...

464
00:21:13,217 --> 00:21:14,432
Henry.

465
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:23,846
Hey, fellas.

466
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,769
How's that murder-store thing going?

467
00:21:25,769 --> 00:21:27,894
Good.
Fantastic.

468
00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:31,235
I still think we should tell the sarge.

469
00:21:31,235 --> 00:21:33,462
We're not telling anyone, okay?

470
00:21:33,462 --> 00:21:34,676
What if she kills her husband?

471
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:35,688
She's not gonna kill him, okay?

472
00:21:35,688 --> 00:21:37,510
We're gonna have an address
and an I.D. in five minutes.

473
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:38,624
We'll probably beat her home.

474
00:21:38,624 --> 00:21:40,243
Really? Really?
And how are we gonna get an I.D.?

475
00:21:40,243 --> 00:21:41,762
Because we're talking
about a battered woman

476
00:21:41,762 --> 00:21:43,685
who's made multiple
complaints to the cops,

477
00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:45,912
who's married to a parole
officer named Wendall.

478
00:21:45,912 --> 00:21:47,936
All right?
It shouldn't be too, uh...

479
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:49,454
difficult.

480
00:21:49,454 --> 00:21:51,985
And here it is.
Okay, "Wendall Tate."

481
00:21:51,985 --> 00:21:54,212
Married to Roxanne Tate.
Hudson street.

482
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:57,147
Six domestic complaints
in the last six months.

483
00:21:57,147 --> 00:21:59,172
All right,
I'll put a notification on the address,

484
00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:00,690
so any 911 calls,

485
00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:03,524
dispatch notifies us directly,
all right?

486
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,637
Okay. All right.

487
00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:08,079
We go over there, right?
And Roxanne's home.

488
00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:10,306
We... we arrest her.

489
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,836
And if it's him?
The... the husband.

490
00:22:12,836 --> 00:22:14,759
We tell him his wife
is trying to kill him,

491
00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:16,581
he kills her first, guaranteed.

492
00:22:16,581 --> 00:22:19,213
Right, well, okay, yeah,
I hadn't thought of that.

493
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:22,047
You hadn't thought of that?
I can't think of everything, all right?!

494
00:22:22,047 --> 00:22:24,072
Oh, this is a bad idea...
this whole thing!

495
00:22:24,072 --> 00:22:25,995
Oh, "we'll just sit around all day,"
you said.

496
00:22:25,995 --> 00:22:27,817
"Like shooting fish in a barrel,"
you said.

497
00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:30,347
Now someone's gonna get killed,
and we're gonna get fired.

498
00:22:30,347 --> 00:22:31,764
Sunshine! Okay?!

499
00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:33,890
Look on the bright side.
You get to put the vest back on.

500
00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:37,736
I get to...
I... I hadn't thought of that.

501
00:22:38,647 --> 00:22:39,761
Yeah.

502
00:22:45,429 --> 00:22:47,555
I thought this trophy
was a prized possession.

503
00:22:47,555 --> 00:22:48,567
Hmm.

504
00:22:49,073 --> 00:22:50,794
So, who are we really doing this for?

505
00:22:50,794 --> 00:22:52,110
Family friend.

506
00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:54,235
That that stuffed shirt
you're sleeping with, is it?

507
00:22:54,235 --> 00:22:54,235
Davis? No. No.

508
00:22:56,361 --> 00:22:58,284
I mean it was,
but it's not about him anymore.

509
00:22:58,284 --> 00:23:01,523
Just, this...
this kid Stanwood...

510
00:23:01,523 --> 00:23:03,851
they're bullying him,
and it really bothers me.

511
00:23:03,851 --> 00:23:04,965
Cops shouldn't do that...

512
00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:06,179
they... they shouldn't arrest someone

513
00:23:06,179 --> 00:23:07,799
just 'cause they don't like him.

514
00:23:07,799 --> 00:23:10,937
Well, all I'm gonna say is be careful.

515
00:23:10,937 --> 00:23:12,556
Because doing favors for civilians

516
00:23:12,556 --> 00:23:14,479
always comes back to
bite you in the ass.

517
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:22,172
Tell Shaw I hope he falls
and impales himself on it.

518
00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:24,602
Uh, yeah.
Here's the thing.

519
00:23:24,602 --> 00:23:27,638
You have to walk in and
hand it to him yourself.

520
00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:30,371
Finally!

521
00:23:31,282 --> 00:23:32,699
Justice is done.

522
00:23:32,699 --> 00:23:36,141
And the trophy is returned
to its rightful owner!

523
00:23:36,141 --> 00:23:37,659
This proves for all eternity

524
00:23:37,659 --> 00:23:39,582
that I really won that contest,

525
00:23:39,582 --> 00:23:41,202
and Walsh is just a cheat.

526
00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:43,125
Okay, I think you've
totally made your point.

527
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:46,364
Does this mean that sedlacek has
Friday off? I'm good on my word.

528
00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:47,579
Are we square?
Yep.

529
00:23:47,579 --> 00:23:48,894
I'll go get your guy.

530
00:23:49,704 --> 00:23:50,615
Yeah.

531
00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:58,713
Your man is solving this case.

532
00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:02,256
Why isn't my man tearing off my clothes?

533
00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:05,191
Uh, 'cause that's two-way glass.

534
00:24:05,191 --> 00:24:07,924
So I'll do it two ways.

535
00:24:14,098 --> 00:24:15,212
Wait, wait, wait.

536
00:24:15,212 --> 00:24:17,641
That's a silver Sedan.
That's gotta be the car!

537
00:24:19,564 --> 00:24:20,779
Oh, got it.

538
00:24:20,779 --> 00:24:23,411
Bravo-One-Niner...

539
00:24:23,411 --> 00:24:26,852
Lincoln, 6... oh... 62...

540
00:24:27,662 --> 00:24:29,383
Leased to...

541
00:24:29,383 --> 00:24:30,597
Eddie.

542
00:24:30,597 --> 00:24:33,027
I'm ready to go here.

543
00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:36,468
Oh, I got this guy.

544
00:24:37,986 --> 00:24:39,201
Eddie!

545
00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:42,238
I'm so sorry.
I promise...

546
00:24:42,238 --> 00:24:43,553
Let me...
let me go arrest this guy,

547
00:24:43,553 --> 00:24:46,691
and later, I'll...
do that thing.

548
00:24:46,691 --> 00:24:48,108
You mean that thing?

549
00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:49,222
Exactly.

550
00:24:51,044 --> 00:24:52,360
I can't thank you enough.

551
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,372
No, it's fine.

552
00:24:53,372 --> 00:24:56,004
Just keep the pee-pee
private from now on, huh?

553
00:24:56,004 --> 00:24:58,129
I will. Promise.

554
00:24:58,332 --> 00:24:59,445
All right.

555
00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,558
Thanks.

556
00:25:01,571 --> 00:25:04,911
I cannot wait to go home
and make out with my pillow.

557
00:25:04,911 --> 00:25:07,239
Hey, Detective Eddie Alvarez,
2nd squad.

558
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,757
I caught a hit and run with injuries.

559
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:12,502
You guys are holding my
suspect on unrelated.

560
00:25:12,907 --> 00:25:14,527
Mark Stanwood.

561
00:25:14,527 --> 00:25:16,349
Alvarez, what did you just say?

562
00:25:16,956 --> 00:25:17,867
What?

563
00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:18,879
Oh, hey.

564
00:25:18,879 --> 00:25:20,600
Mark Stanwood?
Hit and run?

565
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,220
Yeah, last night.

566
00:25:22,726 --> 00:25:24,345
What are you guys doing here?

567
00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:43,118
Sir, this is my screwup.
Walsh was just helping me.

568
00:25:43,118 --> 00:25:46,358
I don't care, you helped the wanted felon escape
prosecution. And that's on the both of you.

569
00:25:47,573 --> 00:25:49,801
Nice work today, Shraeger.
How bad is it?

570
00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:52,231
The video Eddie got doesn't
show the actual hit and run.

571
00:25:52,231 --> 00:25:55,167
So if Stanwood cleans up
his car before they find it,

572
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:56,685
there is no case.

573
00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:58,002
Find the car.

574
00:26:00,432 --> 00:26:02,963
Okay.
So, you're a yuppie gel-head.

575
00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:04,887
You just decided to run
over another human being

576
00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:06,405
with your car...
what do you do?

577
00:26:06,405 --> 00:26:09,240
You go to a bar.
You get drunk.

578
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,759
Go outside piss on a cop.

579
00:26:10,759 --> 00:26:12,278
So the car has to be parked

580
00:26:12,278 --> 00:26:14,201
somewhere near the bar
where Stanwood was drinking.

581
00:26:14,201 --> 00:26:16,226
Yeah.
I'll get patrol out looking for the car.

582
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:18,555
I'll get on the phone
with the Lojack company.

583
00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:21,390
No, I don't care.

584
00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:24,832
You find that car.
You call me first, not Walsh.

585
00:26:24,934 --> 00:26:25,946
Yes.

586
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,769
Oh... yeah, okay.

587
00:26:27,769 --> 00:26:29,490
All right.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.

588
00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:31,920
Eddie.

589
00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:34,147
Oh, hey,
babe you want a vanilla chai?

590
00:26:34,147 --> 00:26:36,678
There were cinnamon sticks,
but I think they're... all gone.

591
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,602
Drop the Stanwood case.

592
00:26:39,716 --> 00:26:40,526
What? Why?

593
00:26:40,526 --> 00:26:41,437
Because you're chasing a guy

594
00:26:41,437 --> 00:26:44,576
whose father raised $6 million
for the governor last year.

595
00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:47,411
Okay, babe,
this is a high-profile case.

596
00:26:47,411 --> 00:26:49,841
I can make lieutenant off of this.
No, you can't.

597
00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:51,866
Stanwood's too well-connected.

598
00:26:52,473 --> 00:26:53,992
This'll hurt you, Eddie.

599
00:26:53,992 --> 00:26:57,131
I promised Mr. Moreno
that I would help him out.

600
00:26:57,131 --> 00:26:59,358
Let Walsh and Shraeger help him.

601
00:26:59,358 --> 00:27:03,914
Baby, this is about where
you can do the most good.

602
00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:07,964
And that's always gonna be at the top.

603
00:27:09,179 --> 00:27:10,394
For me?

604
00:27:20,721 --> 00:27:21,734
Okay.

605
00:27:33,479 --> 00:27:34,491
Hey.

606
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:37,022
I was gonna call you and, uh,
check in.

607
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,642
How did everything go with Stanwood?

608
00:27:39,149 --> 00:27:40,060
Whoa...

609
00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:42,388
whoa! Hey!
You're under arrest!

610
00:27:42,388 --> 00:27:44,717
You have the right to remain silent!
Casey, come on! Wait a second!

611
00:27:44,717 --> 00:27:47,147
Anything you say can and will be
held against you in a court of law.

612
00:27:47,147 --> 00:27:49,678
Wait, wait a second... I'm arresting
you for accessory to felony hit and run.

613
00:27:49,678 --> 00:27:51,197
Hit and run?! What?!
Wait a minute!

614
00:27:51,197 --> 00:27:53,627
I had no idea that...
that Mark Stanwood

615
00:27:53,627 --> 00:27:55,247
was involved with a hit and run.
Nice try!

616
00:27:55,247 --> 00:27:56,766
Where is he?
I have no idea.

617
00:27:56,766 --> 00:27:59,297
I swear! Casey, I swear!

618
00:27:59,297 --> 00:28:02,436
Look, I didn't know that
he was involved in this

619
00:28:02,436 --> 00:28:03,853
when I asked you to help him!

620
00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:05,676
Oh, he just forgot to
tell you when he called?

621
00:28:05,676 --> 00:28:07,498
He didn't call me.

622
00:28:08,713 --> 00:28:10,232
Your father did.

623
00:28:15,598 --> 00:28:17,319
Of course. My father.

624
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:19,445
He plays golf with Mark's dad.

625
00:28:19,445 --> 00:28:21,673
I don't care if they're in love.
Okay? I don't.

626
00:28:21,673 --> 00:28:23,799
I just let a violent
criminal out of jail.

627
00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:25,824
He could be destroying
evidence right now.

628
00:28:25,824 --> 00:28:27,039
I didn't know.

629
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,279
Now please uncuff me.
People are starting to stare.

630
00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:32,911
Don't ever ask me to do
anything for you again.

631
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,126
You understand me?

632
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:47,592
I'm sorry.

633
00:28:53,768 --> 00:28:55,692
Police.
Is your wife home?

634
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,413
No, and if you find her,

635
00:28:57,413 --> 00:28:59,337
tell her she's supposed
to be doing my laundry.

636
00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:00,856
Oh, I like him already.

637
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:02,577
We're coming in.

638
00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:06,728
Look.

639
00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:10,373
If this is about her eye...
she's clumsy.

640
00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:11,183
You know how it is.

641
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:11,993
No, I...

642
00:29:11,993 --> 00:29:14,423
Look, uh, pal, your wife...

643
00:29:15,435 --> 00:29:16,549
She, uh...

644
00:29:16,549 --> 00:29:18,068
might have witnessed a robbery today,

645
00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:19,890
and we need to talk to
her as soon as possible.

646
00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:21,105
Roxanne?

647
00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:22,928
You'd be better off
talking to the toaster.

648
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,750
She's... she's a real scatterbrain,
you know?

649
00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,674
Clumsy and a scatterbrain.

650
00:29:26,978 --> 00:29:29,610
Sounds like she really completes you.

651
00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:30,724
I don't like your attitude.

652
00:29:30,724 --> 00:29:31,939
Really?

653
00:29:32,141 --> 00:29:33,053
Look at me.

654
00:29:33,053 --> 00:29:35,381
Hey, your wife...
she calls...

655
00:29:35,381 --> 00:29:36,799
you call us...
you understand?

656
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:38,318
Fine.
Okay.

657
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,330
Are we done?

658
00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:40,646
For now.

659
00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:47,430
All right, well,
tell him to keep looking, would you?

660
00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:49,050
We need to find Stanwood's car.

661
00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:50,366
All right, thanks.

662
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,404
Hey.
How's the search going?

663
00:29:53,404 --> 00:29:55,935
Have you, uh,
triangulated a grid vector?

664
00:29:56,947 --> 00:29:58,061
Really?

665
00:29:58,061 --> 00:29:59,681
All right, listen,
I just wanted to let you know

666
00:29:59,681 --> 00:30:02,617
that, uh, Eddie Alvarez is gonna
take a backseat on this hit and run,

667
00:30:02,617 --> 00:30:04,541
let the new girl fix her mistake.

668
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,060
Yeah? Why is that, Eddie?

669
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:08,489
Uh, I'm all about the... compassion.

670
00:30:08,489 --> 00:30:09,401
Wrong.

671
00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:11,324
You're backing out 'cause
Stanwood's connected.

672
00:30:11,324 --> 00:30:13,856
Okay, that's ridiculous.
Shut up.

673
00:30:14,058 --> 00:30:17,501
Eddie, come on.
Y... you're not a bad cop, okay?

674
00:30:17,501 --> 00:30:19,526
The videotape,
that's a nice grab.

675
00:30:20,437 --> 00:30:22,664
But you have to stop playing politics

676
00:30:22,664 --> 00:30:24,790
for, like, five minutes.

677
00:30:24,993 --> 00:30:26,107
Walsh. Yeah.

678
00:30:26,107 --> 00:30:27,524
Traffic just called with a location

679
00:30:27,524 --> 00:30:28,638
on the Stanwood car.

680
00:30:28,638 --> 00:30:30,460
Yeah. Okay. I'm on it.

681
00:30:41,395 --> 00:30:43,724
It's a silver car with
front-end damage...

682
00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:49,292
We're too late.

683
00:31:10,093 --> 00:31:12,016
Hold it.
Where do you think you're going?

684
00:31:12,016 --> 00:31:14,950
I got a delivery for Detective Cole.
Well, you just don't walk in and...

685
00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:16,670
I got it, Ron.
Oh.

686
00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:18,998
Hey, 50 bucks.

687
00:31:18,998 --> 00:31:21,527
Don't skimp on the tip this time!

688
00:31:21,831 --> 00:31:23,551
Hey, it's me.

689
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,878
I found us the perfect score.

690
00:31:25,878 --> 00:31:27,801
It's a camera shop up on Broome.

691
00:31:27,801 --> 00:31:30,230
It's got a lot of
high-end you-know-what...

692
00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:31,140
Cameras.

693
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,860
Now, the problem is,

694
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:36,807
there's a squad car sitting
on it at night, so...

695
00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:39,134
Okay, I told you.
I can't.

696
00:31:39,944 --> 00:31:42,170
So, what you're telling me is
I'm talking to the wrong guy.

697
00:31:42,170 --> 00:31:44,497
Oh, that's cool. Just point me to
your boss. We can share a slice.

698
00:31:44,497 --> 00:31:47,735
I'll tell him about my
old friend Navan Granger.

699
00:31:51,479 --> 00:31:52,390
Fine.

700
00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:53,604
Aah! I'll do.

701
00:31:53,604 --> 00:31:56,033
Just get out of here.
Hey.

702
00:31:56,033 --> 00:31:57,753
What?
50 bucks.

703
00:31:57,753 --> 00:31:59,878
Are you...
are you kidding me?!

704
00:32:05,646 --> 00:32:06,759
A tip. Come on.

705
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:07,771
Oh, get out of here.

706
00:32:07,771 --> 00:32:09,390
You have a nice day.

707
00:32:23,556 --> 00:32:27,098
Csu checked Stanwood's car.
It's clean.

708
00:32:27,604 --> 00:32:29,728
Kid's gonna walk if you
don't find something else.

709
00:32:30,336 --> 00:32:32,562
I had D.O.T. pull all the
photos from the traffic cameras

710
00:32:32,562 --> 00:32:33,776
in the neighborhood,

711
00:32:33,776 --> 00:32:35,699
before and after the hit and run.

712
00:32:35,699 --> 00:32:36,812
All right.
See this one

713
00:32:36,812 --> 00:32:38,835
this is two blocks
before the hit and run.

714
00:32:38,835 --> 00:32:40,252
If we can find one from after

715
00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,883
that shows damage to the car...
All right.

716
00:32:48,448 --> 00:32:49,663
Whoa, whoa, here we go.

717
00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:51,180
What, you got damage?

718
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,496
Even better.

719
00:32:52,496 --> 00:32:53,407
Well, well.

720
00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:55,835
Looks like Mr. Stanwood
was getting a culinary tour

721
00:32:55,835 --> 00:32:58,163
of the south of pants
when our victim was hit.

722
00:32:58,163 --> 00:33:00,186
He's lucky she doesn't
have a bite reflex.

723
00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:01,906
Now all I have to do is I.D. her,

724
00:33:01,906 --> 00:33:03,121
have her turn on Stanwood,

725
00:33:03,121 --> 00:33:05,853
and I'm gonna be making out
with my pillow by midnight.

726
00:33:06,764 --> 00:33:08,787
Hey, think your boyfriend knows her?

727
00:33:09,192 --> 00:33:11,013
No, but I know who will.

728
00:33:22,347 --> 00:33:23,561
Casey?

729
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,293
Were we supposed to be having dinner?

730
00:33:26,293 --> 00:33:28,114
I don't know what the
moral implications are

731
00:33:28,114 --> 00:33:30,341
for having your father cavity searched,

732
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,579
but I am seriously close to ordering it.

733
00:33:37,221 --> 00:33:38,840
Who is she, dad?

734
00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:43,293
I have no idea.

735
00:33:43,293 --> 00:33:45,013
Don't lie to me.
I'm not.

736
00:33:45,013 --> 00:33:46,531
I should have known
you were behind this.

737
00:33:46,531 --> 00:33:48,453
I'm not behind anything.

738
00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:53,614
I just knew if I asked you directly,
you wouldn't do it.

739
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:55,840
Did you know about the hit and run?
Of course not.

740
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,459
What kind of a man do you think I am?

741
00:33:57,459 --> 00:33:58,977
Honestly? I don't know.

742
00:34:01,203 --> 00:34:04,441
I need a name...
and I need you to think

743
00:34:04,441 --> 00:34:06,870
about what's more important to you...

744
00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:08,995
your golf buddy or your daughter.

745
00:34:19,113 --> 00:34:21,441
All right. We got foot patrol
looking for Roxanne Tate,

746
00:34:21,441 --> 00:34:23,869
we got radio cars going by...

747
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,286
every 30 minute

748
00:34:25,286 --> 00:34:26,500
What else?

749
00:34:26,905 --> 00:34:29,131
That's it.
There's nothing else.

750
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,750
Nothing else.

751
00:34:31,964 --> 00:34:33,077
You know, screw it.
I'm going back there.

752
00:34:33,077 --> 00:34:35,202
What are you doing?
I'm going back there!

753
00:34:35,202 --> 00:34:37,429
Leo, it's a domestic.
All right?

754
00:34:37,429 --> 00:34:39,857
They all go sideways.
Don't get emotionally involved.

755
00:34:39,857 --> 00:34:40,768
Come on, man.

756
00:34:40,768 --> 00:34:42,690
They teach you that on the first day.

757
00:34:43,702 --> 00:34:45,423
Let me ask you a question.

758
00:34:45,423 --> 00:34:47,851
Do you have any idea what it's
like to go to bed every night

759
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:51,291
terrified you won't wake up?

760
00:34:52,405 --> 00:34:54,125
And then wake up the
next morning terrified

761
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,047
you won't make it through the day?

762
00:34:56,047 --> 00:34:56,958
Hmm?

763
00:34:57,768 --> 00:34:59,387
Roxanne Tate does.

764
00:34:59,589 --> 00:35:01,006
She goes day to day

765
00:35:01,006 --> 00:35:02,928
knowing that this dude
is gonna kill her.

766
00:35:02,928 --> 00:35:05,964
Maybe not today, but soon.

767
00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:12,845
Leo, every time he hits her,
she goes back.

768
00:35:13,351 --> 00:35:15,577
432, this is dispatch.

769
00:35:16,993 --> 00:35:18,511
Dispatch, this is 432.

770
00:35:18,511 --> 00:35:20,029
Call just came in on your domestic.

771
00:35:20,029 --> 00:35:22,964
115 Hudson Street.
Apartment 1-A.

772
00:35:24,886 --> 00:35:27,719
Leo, if she killed him...

773
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:29,946
we have to arrest her.

774
00:35:29,946 --> 00:35:31,261
We're not arresting her.

775
00:35:31,261 --> 00:35:33,285
Leo...
We are not!

776
00:35:43,606 --> 00:35:46,338
I did it.
I poisoned him.

777
00:35:54,580 --> 00:35:55,592
She poisoned me?

778
00:35:55,592 --> 00:35:58,224
Yes, just sit still okay.
What we doing here?

779
00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,540
Somebody talk to us what are you doing?

780
00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:00,350
I'm not gonna tell you again.

781
00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:01,970
You take me to the hospital,
and you arrest her!

782
00:36:01,970 --> 00:36:02,881
I'm telling you to sit down!

783
00:36:02,881 --> 00:36:05,007
Eric, what are we doing?
It's okay. You can arrest me.

784
00:36:05,007 --> 00:36:07,336
I did what I had to. We're not...
Listen to the bitch, all right?

785
00:36:07,336 --> 00:36:10,373
Hey, watch your language in front
of the lady, huh?! Sit down!

786
00:36:18,269 --> 00:36:19,585
Okay. Relax!

787
00:36:19,585 --> 00:36:21,711
See, look,
now your stomach is hurt... okay.

788
00:36:23,634 --> 00:36:26,570
She stays here.
Uh, he comes with us.

789
00:36:37,706 --> 00:36:38,718
The minute you pull away,

790
00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:40,945
that bitch is gonna run.
No, she's not.

791
00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:43,476
Damn, it hurts.

792
00:36:43,476 --> 00:36:44,792
Okay, here it is.

793
00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:46,513
We're gonna take you
to a hospital, Wendall,

794
00:36:46,513 --> 00:36:49,044
but which one depends on you.

795
00:36:49,044 --> 00:36:50,563
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

796
00:36:50,563 --> 00:36:52,182
It means if you promise us

797
00:36:52,182 --> 00:36:53,397
you're never gonna see your wife again,

798
00:36:53,397 --> 00:36:55,321
we'll take you to a
hospital around the corner.

799
00:36:56,029 --> 00:36:58,965
But if you don't, I hear Staten
Island's gorgeous this time of year.

800
00:36:58,965 --> 00:37:00,889
You can't do that.
I got rights.

801
00:37:00,889 --> 00:37:02,306
What about your wife's rights

802
00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:04,533
not to get the crap kicked
out of her by her husband?

803
00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:06,760
Huh?
She had it coming.

804
00:37:08,076 --> 00:37:09,291
Okay. Staten Island.

805
00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:11,417
No, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, guys...

806
00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:15,770
Okay. I promise.
I'll leave her alone.

807
00:37:16,378 --> 00:37:17,390
Mm.

808
00:37:17,390 --> 00:37:18,908
I don't believe him.
Not truthful.

809
00:37:18,908 --> 00:37:21,541
Oh, come on, please, please,
I don't want to die!

810
00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:24,071
Wendall, we all die.

811
00:37:24,071 --> 00:37:25,387
I swear to God.

812
00:37:26,197 --> 00:37:28,121
I'll leave her alone.
I swear.

813
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:30,044
I'll... I'll... I'll...
I'll give her all my money.

814
00:37:30,044 --> 00:37:31,360
Whatever you want.

815
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,474
Oh. Okay.

816
00:37:32,778 --> 00:37:33,790
Okay.

817
00:37:34,802 --> 00:37:35,916
But if you're lying...

818
00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:39,459
We'll be there. Got me?

819
00:37:43,002 --> 00:37:44,521
Put your seat belt on.

820
00:37:49,076 --> 00:37:51,304
Shraeger, you got a visitor.

821
00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:55,353
Wasn't expecting to see you here.

822
00:37:55,353 --> 00:37:58,086
So, this is where you work.

823
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,731
It's, uh... it's very...

824
00:38:01,731 --> 00:38:03,350
authentic.

825
00:38:03,857 --> 00:38:05,476
Do you have a name for me?

826
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,121
I spoke to Mark's boss.

827
00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:12,158
I offered him a job at
twice his current salary.

828
00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:13,170
He said Mark's been sleeping

829
00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:15,600
with a woman named Linda Cooper.

830
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,017
Satisfied?

831
00:38:23,699 --> 00:38:24,913
Casey...

832
00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:29,064
I would never pick anyone over you.

833
00:38:49,716 --> 00:38:52,044
My client's in a difficult position.

834
00:38:52,652 --> 00:38:53,563
I'd say.

835
00:38:53,563 --> 00:38:54,474
Let me guess...

836
00:38:54,474 --> 00:38:57,511
fellating a strange man
nullifies your prenup.

837
00:38:59,029 --> 00:39:01,662
Look, there's no reason
that this has to get out.

838
00:39:01,662 --> 00:39:03,180
What do you mean?
Here's the deal.

839
00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:05,610
You tell us Mark ran the guy over...
we arrest him.

840
00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:06,926
You plus the photo?

841
00:39:06,926 --> 00:39:08,242
Mark's lawyer negotiates a plea deal,

842
00:39:08,242 --> 00:39:11,481
and your involvement
never leaves this room.

843
00:39:15,025 --> 00:39:16,239
Mark was drunk.

844
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,859
Creamed that guy ming off the curb,

845
00:39:17,859 --> 00:39:19,175
and I wanted to stop.

846
00:39:19,175 --> 00:39:21,706
Mark said no,
that nobody would ever find out.

847
00:39:32,032 --> 00:39:33,955
The tabloids have been claiming the pair

848
00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:35,879
have been in trouble for some years.

849
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,296
In local news tonight,

850
00:39:37,296 --> 00:39:39,827
son of real estate
Tycoon Leonard Stanwood

851
00:39:39,827 --> 00:39:42,662
has been arraigned on
a hit-and-run charge.

852
00:39:42,662 --> 00:39:45,192
Mark Stanwood is being held without bail

853
00:39:45,192 --> 00:39:47,420
and is considered a flight risk.

854
00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,343
The victim of the alleged hit and run,

855
00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:51,570
Queens resident Bruce Moreno...
Let's go home.

856
00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:53,291
Has undergone surgery for...

857
00:39:58,758 --> 00:40:01,592
Yeah, how you doing?
Uh, this is Detective...

858
00:40:01,592 --> 00:40:03,516
Um, Detective...

859
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:06,047
Chase calling from the 2nd squad.

860
00:40:06,047 --> 00:40:09,286
You got a patrol car
sitting on 26 Broome Street?

861
00:40:09,489 --> 00:40:11,716
Great, I need the car pulled
for a couple of hours tonight.

862
00:40:11,716 --> 00:40:14,348
I've got an undercover
operation going on there.

863
00:40:16,575 --> 00:40:19,309
Great. Thank you.
Thank you.

864
00:41:26,225 --> 00:41:27,844
Murder store

865
00:41:31,894 --> 00:41:33,615
I want to kill my boss.

866
00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:37,867
I'm wearing an NYPD jacket.

867
00:41:37,867 --> 00:41:39,790
Dude, I know.
It looks so real.

868
00:41:40,195 --> 00:41:42,422
Really?
You... you think that looks real,

869
00:41:42,422 --> 00:41:45,155
why don't you try these cuffs!

870
00:41:45,205 --> 00:41:49,755
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